MINUTES FOR THE RECORD

Attendees

Present:

• Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Committee Secretary, Bertha S. Punsley
• Member, Balthazar McSnazz
• Member, Zephyr Quick

Absent:

• Member, Bubblegum McGee (excused for "sudden and unexplained case of the Mondays")
• Member, Professor Peculiar (excused for "unforeseen family obligations")

Apologies:

• No one

Agenda Items

Item 1: Discussion of the Displaced Attendance

Discussion leader: Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Summary:

After an exhaustive search of the committee room, it appears that 3 members (Bubblegum, Professor Peculiar, and 1 other person who was not actually a member) have gone missing. Theories ranged from alien abduction to being secretly meeting with a rival committee in a nearby coffee shop, but ultimately no one was able to provide a convincing explanation.

Action Items:

• Form a search party to scour the city for the missing members.
• Consider the possibility of a hostile takeover by a rival committee.

Decisions

Decision 1:

Form a search party to be led by Zephyr Quick.

Decision 2:

Install security cameras in all meeting rooms.