Minute 42
Chairperson, Zorvath, was seen whispering to the janitor's carton in the corner of the room.
When questioned about this suspicious behavior, Zorvath claimed it was merely discussing the finer points of the committee's new coffee machine.
However, eyewitnesses report that Zorvath was in fact, communing with a higher power.
Resolution: The committee voted to install a webcam in the janitor's carton to monitor Zorvath's activities.
Adjournment: Meeting was adjourned until further notice, due to the presence of the janitor's carton.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for Tues. 3rd @ 9:00 AM