Minute 44: The Pretzel Rod Predicament
We, the undersigned members of the Committee of Conundrums, met in a state of utter bewilderment to discuss The Great Pretzel Rod Debacle.
After hours of deliberation, we came to a consensus that the pretzel rod in question was indeed stuck in the vending machine for 17 minutes, and that this was not an isolated incident.
We have decided to take action: we are demanding a full investigation into the pretzel rod's behavior, and we demand that the vending machine be retrofitted with a 'Pretzel Rod Release Mechanism' to prevent future occurrences.
Next Meeting: The Pretzel Rod Reform