After much deliberation and heated debate, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a consensus on the meaning of life.
It is hereby decided that the meaning of life is, in fact, pastry. This decision was reached through a series of rigorous discussions, which included a 4-hour debate on the relative merits of croissants versus danishes.
Subcommittees were formed to explore the implications of this decision, including:
The Committee of Conundrums will now focus on implementing this decision, which includes but is not limited to:
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