COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS - Meeting Minutes Item 4

Present: Chairperson McSnarl, Members: Bob, Jane, John

Meeting Topic: The Sock Puppet Debate

Chairperson McSnarl: Welcome, members. Today we will discuss the pressing issue of Sock Puppets. Who shall we start with?

Bob: I propose we begin with Item 3, The Great Sock Puppet Uprising.John: I think we should start with Item 1, The Sock Puppet's Place in Modern Entertainment.

Jane: Ugh, can we just stick to Item 2, The Sock Puppet's Impact on Global Sock Supply?

Chairperson McSnarl: Alright, let's table Item 2, and start with Item 1. Bob, please proceed.

Bob: Thank you, Chair. As we all know, Sock Puppets have been a staple in our beloved entertainment industry for decades. But have we ever stopped to consider their true place in our society?

John: (whispering to Jane) Is this really the time for this discussion?

Jane: (whispering back) Shh, John, let him finish.

Chairperson McSnarl: (sternly) What did you two just say?

None of your business, Chairperson McSnarl. (giggles)

Chairperson McSnarl: (sternly) I'm watching you two.

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Adjourned.