Attendees:
The meeting started with a heated discussion about the importance of proper stapler usage. Bob claimed that staples are the key to world peace, while Elenore insisted that paperclips hold the true power. Steve grumbled that both were irrelevant, while Amy designed an intricate flowchart to illustrate the differences between the two.
Elenore took the floor to propose the implementation of a new, more efficient way of stapling. Her idea, which she termed "The Elenore Method," was met with both skepticism and applause, depending on who you asked.
The meeting adjourned at 2:47 PM, with no clear resolution in sight.