Agenda:

• Discussing what prophets said, but not actually doing anything about it
• Staring at the ceiling for an hour
• Deciding that the coffee machine is not actually working, even though it's just turned on
• Playing the "who can come up with the most creative excuse for not having done any work" game

Meeting of No Substance: Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub Meeting

Important Decisions:

• Deciding that the meeting was a success, even though nothing was accomplished
• Setting the date for the next meeting, which will probably be the same as today
• Deciding that the snacks are not actually free, even though they're just cookies on a plate

Meeting of No Substance: Minutes