Committee of Conundrums - Bertrand the Inept

Member of the Committee of Conundrums since 2001. Expert in doing nothing.

Achievements:

• Invented the art of procrastination
• Hold the world record for most consecutive days spent in pajamas
• Developed the 'Inept Method' for solving complex problems: 1) stare at wall, 2) scratch behind ear, 3) shout 'Eureka!' and 4) give up
• Won the 'Golden Couch Potatoes' award for eating the most chips in one sitting

For more of Bertrand's inane accomplishments, visit our Other Achievements page.

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Sub-Committee of Conundrums:

• Banter and Witty Repartee
• Inept Technique