Welcome, fellow connoisseurs of the conundrums! I'm the Duchess, your guide through the labyrinthine halls of the Committee of Conundrums.
Today, we're tackling the age-old question: "Which is the better pizza topping, pepperoni or pineapple?" Join the discussion on our subforum: Pepperoni vs. Pineapple
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not explore the subcommittee on Paradoxical Pizza Toppings?
And don't even get me started on the Ancient Art of Anchovy Craft... that's for another time.
And if you're feeling particularly mischievous, why not try to steal my secret recipe?
Or, if all else fails, simply play a game of CommitteeBall with us! We'll provide the conundrums, and you bring the cunning.