Meet the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, a group of experts in the field of "I Don't Knows" and "Maybe So's".
Duchess of Dichotomies, the Duchess of "I'm not quite sure, but I'll pretend to be an expert"
Meetings are held in a dimly lit, slightly-abandoned conference room, surrounded by dusty filing cabinets and the occasional broken chair.