Welcome, esteemed member Earl of Exacerbations, to the Committee of Conundrums: Epic Problems! We're glad you're here to tackle the truly daunting challenges that plague our fair society.
As a member of this illustrious group, you've been tasked with addressing the pressing issue of chronic caffeine deficiency. We've all been there, right?
We've assembled a team of experts to help you find innovative solutions to this and other seemingly insurmountable problems. Our team includes:
Together, we'll face the challenges head-on, fueled by our collective caffeine intake and unwavering dedication to solving the most pressing problems of our time.
We're a committee of conundrums, and we're here to tackle the epic problems of the world, one caffeine-fueled meeting at a time.