Committee of Conundrums: Department of Creative Caffeine Replacement

Lead Inventor's Desk

Where the most brilliant and caffeine-fueled minds come to solve the most absurd problems.

Currently, our lead inventor is on a 5-hour coffee break. If you need help, try the "Caffeine Replacement Algorithm" below:

Caffeine Replacement Algorithm

Team Members

• Dr. Emma C. Tastev - Our resident caffeine connoisseur and taster extraordinaire.
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth - Expert in the art and science of caffeine extraction and synthesis.
• Theodore "Theo" Caffeinestein - Our team's resident expert in the philosophical implications of caffeine consumption.

Our Current Projects

• Project Cafeine-1 - Developing a new method for extracting caffeine from used coffee grounds.
• Project Cafeine-2 - Creating a device that converts thoughts into caffeine-fueled productivity.

Our Research Papers

• Caffeine-Induced Cognitive Enhancement: A Review of the Literature
• The Effects of Caffeine on Creative Problem-Solving: A Case Study

Our Conferences

• CaffeineFest 2022: The International Conference on Caffeine Research
• CaffeineFest 2024: The Future of Caffeine

Our Book Club

Join our book club to explore the intersection of caffeine and literary theory.

• Caffeine and Philosophy
• Caffeine and Art

Our Newsletter

Stay up-to-date on the latest research and news from the Department of Creative Caffeine Replacement.

• Issue 1: The Caffeine Conundrum
• Issue 2: The Caffeine Enigma