The Earl of Exacerbations, a member of the illustrious Committee of Conundrums, has been experiencing a severe case of inability to leave home.
His condition, known as Exacerbations Syndrome, has left him stuck in his armchair for weeks, unable to muster the energy to even leave the house for a bag of chips from the corner store.
His colleagues in the Committee of Conundrums are at a loss, as they've tried everything from sending over a team of ninja warriors to sneak in and drag him out, to bribing him with a year's supply of pizza.
But still, the Earl remains, steadfastly planted on his couch, surrounded by takeout containers and stained coffee cups.
Read about the Lady of Lost Interest's similar struggles or explore the Earl's Epic Problems