Our committee of esteemed members has been working tirelessly to quantify the snack-to-human ratio. We're pleased to report that our latest findings indicate a steady increase in snack consumption.
However, our research has also revealed a disturbing trend: an inverse correlation between snack intake and productivity. The more snacks consumed, the lower the productivity.
We're not alone in this struggle, of course. The Earl of Exacerbations' Subcommittee on Over-Reliance on Sugar has been studying the effects of sugar on our collective well-being.
Join us in our quest to find a balance between snack consumption and productivity. Together, we can achieve a snack-to-human ratio that's both satisfying and sustainable!