This is the official page for the most prestigious committee in the land, dedicated to recognizing the achievements of the King of Contrivances.
The King of Contrivances is a legendary figure, known for his mastery of the art of finding creative ways to do things the hard way.
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The King has received numerous awards for his innovative approaches to problem-solving.
Given for his creative use of a hammer to crack a stubborn nut.
Presented for his exceptional ability to turn a 5-minute task into a 5-hour ordeal.
To see more of the King's awards, click here.