Member 4, Zephyr "The Whirlwind" Wimpleton, is a force of nature. This whirlwind of a person has a penchant for getting things done, even if it means blowing away any obstacle that dares to stand in their way. Their motto: "I'm here, I'm now, I'm gone."
Zephyr is a renowned expert in the field of "Sudden Departure Theory" (SDT). Their groundbreaking research on the art of leaving a party early has been cited by leading academics in the field. When not busy blowing away the competition, Zephyr enjoys extreme ironing and collecting vintage door knobs.
Read Zephyr's Sudden Departure Theory: A Primer and discover the secrets of the whirlwind's success.
You can also read Zephyr's letters to the Editor of the Daily Dispatch.