Council of Conundrums: Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance

Welcome, esteemed members of the Council of Conundrums. I, the Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance, shall guide you through the labyrinthine process of doing nothing.

As the Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance, I have mastered the art of deferring, stalling, and outright dodging any decisions that come my way. My expertise lies in finding creative ways to sidestep, circumvent, and otherwise avoid any responsibility.

Some of my notable achievements include:

• Prolonging meetings for weeks on end
• Creating complex flowcharts for the sake of appearances
• Claiming 'not my department' with alarming frequency

Would you like to see some of my impressive work? Visit our Achievements page for some truly inspiring examples of decision avoidance.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to visit our Parlor of Procrastination and see where the rabbit hole takes you.

Disclaimer: The Council of Conundrums, its members, and its Vice Dame of Decision Avoidance are not responsible for any decisions made, or not made, as a result of our actions.