Steve is our resident sysadmin, but don't be fooled. He's actually a time-traveling wizard who uses his arcane knowledge to keep the server up.
Meet John the Incompetent Sysadmin Bob the Slow Admin: The Sysadmin of the Future (but Not Really)Steve's favorite color is actually plaid, but he's too afraid to admit it.
When he's not busy fixing servers, Steve enjoys playing the trombone in a local polka band.
Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums