Consult the Ancient Onis

Welcome, tech support specialists, to the Committee of Conundrums. We're glad you're here.

You've been called to consult the Ancient Onis, a mystical collective of wise and venerable beings who have seen the rise and fall of empires, the birth of memes, and the evolution of cat videos.

They possess ancient knowledge of the arcane and the mundane, and are willing to share it with you, but only if you're prepared to listen to theirประกrant, rambling tales of old.

So, what's your problem, tech support specialist? Is it a pesky bug, a baffling error, or a mysterious glitch that's been vexing you for weeks?

Consult the Ancient Onis, and let them guide you through the treacherous waters of technology and human nature.