Press and Hope - The Committee of Conundrums
Tech Support - We're Not Really Here to Help, But We'll Pretend
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We're the tech support team of the Committee of Conundrums, and we're here to... well, not really here to help. But we'll pretend to be. We'll stare at your computer screen, furrow our brows, and mutter something like, "Hmm, yeah, that's a real problem." And then we'll give you a generic error message and tell you to try again later.
Common Conundrums We've Seen
- My cat's hairball is on fire
- My cat's hairball is stuck in the toaster
- My cat's hairball is plotting against me
- My computer won't turn off (because it's secretly in love with me)
Unconundrums We're Not Really Sure About
These are things that we're not really sure how to deal with. But we'll try to sound smart and pretend to be interested.
- The meaning of life
- The secret to eternal happiness
- The best way to fold a fitted sheet
- The meaning of "conundrum" itself