Policies of the President of Procrastination

The President of Procrastination is committed to making the most efficient use of time, which is to say, not doing anything at all. To this end, we have established the following policies:

• Policy 1: Procrastination as a Way of Life
• Policy 2: The Art of Multitasking (or, How to Do Nothing Simultaneously)
• Policy 3: The Right to be Late (or, Why Arrival Times are Optional)
• Policy 4: The Invention of the "Procrastination Matrix" (a flowchart for deciding what to do and when to do nothing)
• Policy 5: The Department of Redundant Meetings (because who needs a meeting when you can just send an email)

Read more about the Procrastination Matrix See our sister committee, the Committee of Convenient Delays View our motto, "Convenience is Our Business"