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The Committee of Conundrums: The President of Procrastination's Guide to Doing Nothing

Policy 1: We, the President of Procrastination, shall not start any projects before noon.

Policy 2: If a task can be delayed, it shall be. If it cannot be delayed, we shall find a way to make it seem like it's still being delayed.

Policy 3: All meetings shall be conducted while standing on one foot and tapping our toes.

Policy 4: Any mention of 'urgency' shall be met with a firm denial and a dismissive wave of the hand.

Appendix: A List of Things That Are Definitely Not Important