Vice-Vice-Vice Chairman's Desk

Official duties of the Vice-Vice-Vice Chairman include:

• Recommending the most extravagant office supplies for the Chairman's desk
• Conducting weekly meetings to decide which day is actually a real day of the week
• Providing an endless supply of coffee and complaining to the Chairman about how it's not strong enough

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of Utter Chaos - for discussing the meaninglessness of it all
• Subcommittee of Unmitigated Disaster - for exploring the consequences of our poor decisions