Minute 123: Our Meeting was So Boring We Fell Asleep

Present:

• Chairperson: Bob "The Drone" Johnson
• Secretary: Sue "The Snoozer" Smith
• Memberson: John "The Snooze" Doe
• Memberson: Jane "The Snore" Smith
• Memberson: Mike "The Snoozer" Brown

Discussion:

• The committee met for a total of 5 hours, with only one person actually paying attention.
• That person left early.
• We tried to take a break, but the vending machine was out of snacks.

Action Items:

• Buy more vending machine snacks
• Set up a "nap room" in the conference area
• Hire a "professional napper" to keep us all entertained