Minutes of the Deep Meeting - Committee of Conundrums
  1. Item 1: The Chairperson was seen sipping on a venti-sized cup of coffee. The room was in shambles.
  2. Item 2: The Secretary was overheard whispering to a stapler. The room was in shambles.
  3. Item 3: Motion to adjourn for lunch was tabled. The room was in shambles.
  4. Item 4: The Treasurer was last seen counting on their fingers. The room was in shambles.
  5. Item 5: The Committee of Conundrums was declared a lost cause. The room was in shambles.