Committee of Conundrums

Minutes of the Last Meeting

Chairperson: Balthazar McSnazzle

Previous Meeting

Agenda Item 1: The Great Pizza Debate

Tabled: No action taken

Committee Members were unable to agree on the merits of pineapple as a topping.

Resolution 1.1: The committee shall not be responsible for deciding what toppings to put on the pizza, but rather, each member shall bring their own.

Agenda Item 2: The Futility of Filing Fines

Tabled: No action taken

Member McSnazzle noted that the filing of fines is a committee policy that is rarely enforced.

Resolution 2.1: The committee shall henceforth refer to all fines as "gentle reminders" to encourage good behavior.

Adjournment: The committee adjourned until the next meeting, where they will undoubtedly rehash the same points.

Copies of these minutes will be distributed to committee members upon request.