Committee of Conundrums - Meeting 4, June 2020

Minutes from the Meeting

Chairperson: Professor Peculiar
Members: Dr. Bizarro, Mr. Snazz, Mrs. Flibustion
Topic: The Great Cheese Debate
The meeting began with a heated discussion on the merits of Cheddar versus Gouda.
Dr. Bizarro proposed a motion to banish all forms of processed cheese, but it failed to pass.
Professor Peculiar suggested a compromise: a 50/50 blend of Cheddar and Gouda.
Mrs. Flibustion countered with a passionate speech on the virtues of Muenster.
After hours of debate, the committee voted to table the discussion until the next meeting.

Other Business:

Mr. Snazz proposed a new committee game night schedule, but it was met with derision.

The meeting adjourned with no clear resolution, but a lingering sense of unease.