Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums - 2022-01-15
Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and a cast of thousands.
Apologies: The usual suspects. (Said no one, ever.)
Agenda: 1. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts. 2. The Enigmatic Enigma of the Overdue Report.
Decisions: 1. We will find the donuts. 2. We will make a report. Eventually.
Adjournment: 15:00 sharp. (Well, almost sharp. We're not made of clockwork, you know.)