**MOTION 3.1:** Is it possible to calculate the meaning of life with a decent cup of coffee?

**ACTION ITEMS:**

  1. Bert: Attempt to quantify the ratio of crema-to-crema-to-bitter.
  2. Bob: Research the optimal bean-to-grind-to-brew ratio.

**DECISION:** Tabled by consensus, with 3 votes in favor, 1 abstention, and 1 vote of no-confidence (by Carol, who still doesn't trust the coffee machine).

Move on to Part 4: Quantum Mystical Entities.