Committee of Conundrums - Minutes of Mayhem

Minutes from the meeting where we decided to have a meeting, but forgot what we were discussing.

Present:

• Chairperson, Bob Smith
• Vice Chairperson, Jane Doe
• Secretary, Joe Blow

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discussion of the meaning of life
• Item 2: Debate on the best pizza topping
• Item 3: The importance of proper grammar

Decisions:

• Item 1: We will discuss it more
• Item 2: Pineapple belongs on pizza, but only if it's on sale
• Item 3: We will not use semicolons

Next Meeting:

• When: Never
• Where: Somewhere else
• Why: Because we forgot