Committee of Conundrums - Minutes of Nothing

Meeting Minutes:

Nothing happened.

In fact, nothing will ever happen, because this committee is just a bunch of bureaucrats stuck in a time loop.

Action Items:

1. Do nothing.
2. Repeat step 1 until time ends.
3. Contact HR to complain about the lack of productivity.

Decisions:

• We will not decide anything.
• We will not take a break.
• We will pretend to care, but only for show.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same nothing.

Minutes of Nothing Forever

What Was the Point of This Meeting Anyways

Bureaucratic Red Tape