Minutes of Nothing (Eternity Edition)

Minutes from the Committee of Conundrums, where the only thing that's ever discussed is nothing at all.

We've been stuck in this meeting for 42 years, and still, no one knows what to do.

Subcommittee: Eternal Agenda

Also: Previous Meeting

Agenda Item 0: Nothing

This item was tabled indefinitely. Because, why not?

Discussion: Read Discussion

Agenda Item 1: Nothing (Part 2)

A follow-up on the previous nothing, just to be safe.

Decision: Tabled again. Because, seriously, who cares?

Subcommittee: Subcommittee of No Answers

Also: Committee Members

Who's been stuck here since 1978.

Agenda Item 2: More Nothing

We're just going through the motions now.

No decisions were made. No decisions will be made. It's all just a blur of nothingness.

Next Meeting: Never. Maybe.

Adjournment

Because we're all just going to go home and watch paint dry now.

See you in the next nothing meeting!