Committee of Conundrums: Motion 1 Subcommittee - Conundrums and the Law of Unreasonable Expectations

Subcommittee Chair, B. J. Conundrum: "We're not just discussing the weather, we're discussing the weather's expectations."

Meeting Minutes: (None, because we're still waiting for the copier to get fixed.)

Subcommittee Members:

Dr. E. Conundrums, Chief Meteorologist: "It's not raining, it's just the sky's way of telling us it's thinking about raining." - (On leave, but not really)
Mr. J. P. D. Conundrum, Expert on the Law of Unreasonable Expectations: "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our opinions, with a hint of desperation, and an underlying sense of impending doom."
Mrs. K. L. Conundrums, Representative of the Unrepresented: "I just want to know when it's going to rain so I can plan my umbrella purchase."

Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of "raining" in the context of weather forecasts.
Item 2: Debunk the myth that the weather forecast is always wrong.
Item 3: Elect a new subcommittee chair, because the current one is clearly insane.