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Subcommittee 3: "The Law of Unreasonable Expectations" - a bold new motion that boldly states that, yes, we're still not doing that.
We're still working on defining what "that" is, but we're pretty sure it's something.
Related motions:
Next Meeting: Never. Because, let's be real, we'll never meet again.
Subpage 3: BUT THE LAW OF UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS IS A RECOMMENDATION NOT A MOTION
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