By order of the Committee of Conundrums, we have convened this subcommittee to address the pressing issue of Socks in the Wash.
The problem is real, folks. Socks go missing in the wash with alarming frequency. We must find a solution.
Our research team has discovered that the average person loses 4-5 socks per wash cycle. This is unacceptable.
Proposed solutions include:
- Implementing a Sock-Tracking System (STS) to monitor sock movement during wash cycles.
- Developing a Sock-Replacement Program (SRP) to provide compensation for lost socks.
- Establishing a Sock-Respect Initiative (SRI) to promote responsible sock ownership.
Stay tuned for updates from the subcommittee.