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Resolution 2024: A Decree on the Proper Handling of Filing Frenemies
In a bold and historic move, the Committee of Conundrums has passed Resolution 2024, a sweeping edict that redefines the very fabric of the filing system.
Key points of the resolution include:
- Article 1: All files shall be stored in a state of utmost disorder, with papers strewn about like autumn leaves in a tornado.
- Article 2: Filing cabinet drawers shall be replaced with a series of rickety old bookshelves, held together with twine and hope.
- Article 3: The sound of paper shuffling shall be the sole criterion for determining a workspace's productivity.
- Article 4: Any attempts to alphabetize or categorize shall be met with fierce resistance from the filing system's most vocal critics: The Mole Rats of the Filing Department.
Subcommittee on Filing Frenemies
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