Q: What are these ominous figures, you ask?
A: They're the ones who've been lurking in the depths of our filing system, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting interns.
Q: What's the deal with all the staplers and binders?
A: Oh, those are just the remnants of our previous committee, the one that tried to reform the filing system. They're now known as "The Forgotten Ones".
Q: Will we ever find a solution to this mess?
A: Only if we can figure out how to tame the Beasts of the Filing System.