Legend has it that on the dark side of the moon, there exists a mystical pizza of unparalleled proportions. They call it the Phantom Pizza, a culinary enigma that haunts the dreams of astronauts and pizza connoisseurs alike.
Some say it's made from the finest imported mooncheese, cooked to perfection in a crater of fiery passion. Others claim it's a myth, a fabrication of a generation of space-weary pizza lovers searching for a taste of home.
But one thing's for certain: we've found a cryptic map that might lead to the Phantom Pizza.
You can try to find it too, but be warned: the journey's not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.