We are a 12-person committee because 11 is too small to tackle the intricacies of modern life.

Our members include:

The Chair (also known as "The Overlord") The Scribe (also known as "The Note-Taker") The Consultant (also known as "The Guy Who Gets Paid") The Chronicler (also known as "The Recorder") The Archivist (also known as "The Keeper of the Old Documents") The Ombudsman (also known as "The Guy in Charge of Being Nice") The Scholar (also known as "The Guy with the Bookshelf") The Activist (also known as "The Guy Who Yells a Lot") The Lobbyist (also known as "The Guy Who Gets Paid to Do Nothing") The Thinker (also known as "The Guy with the Thinking Cap On") The Debater (also known as "The Guy Who Argues a Lot") The Chronicler (also known as "The Recorder of the Records") The Archon (also known as "The Ruler of the Rules")
Our Methods

Our approach to problem-solving involves: