Committee of Conundrums - Our Biographies - Tom Jr.
We're a committee of highly trained professionals, each with their own unique blend of skills and expertise. But let's be real, we're all just a bunch of middle-aged men trying to make it through the day without getting too many gray hairs.
Our Biographies - As Told by Our Biographer
"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm a 'whenever I wake up, I'm a person' person."
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Tom Jr. - The Guy Who's Probably Just Here for the Free Donuts
Our biographer, Tom Jr., is the most boring member of the committee. He writes novels about the intricacies of beige paint colors. His favorite hobby is collecting dust bunnies.
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