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Committee of Conundrums - The Unofficial Biography of Our Secretary

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The Secret Life of the Secretary

Behind the scenes, our secretary is a master of the ancient art of staple binding. Their skills are rivaled only by their ability to find the most creative ways to waste time.

Read about our secretary's true talents

Our Bureaucratic Red Tape

As a committee, we have mastered the art of creating an impressive array of paperwork and bureaucratic hurdles. Our members have been trained in the subtle art of saying 'yes' while actually doing nothing.

See how we've managed to turn the art of doing nothing into an Olympic sport