Committee of Conundrums: Where Boredom Reigns Supreme

Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings

Committee Members Have A Secret Love for 80s Music

Our members are a motley crew of bureaucrats with a passion for all things retro.

A picture of a committee meeting in a conference room, all members looking bored out of their minds

Meet The Committee:

Chairperson, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth

Bert's a 30-something year-old man with a receding hairline and a penchant for mullets.

More on Bert's love of 80s rock
Vice-Chair, Bertha J. Bottomley

Bert's wife and partner in bureaucratic crime, also has a love for 80s synth pop.

More on Bertha's love of Whitney Houston
Member, Chuck B. McBaderson

A middle-aged man with a receding hairline and a love for 80s heavy metal.

More on Chuck's love of Def Leppard