Meet Edward Johnson, the 37-year-old data analyst who has been on this committee since the Clinton administration. His favorite hobbies include reading the phonebook and watching paint dry.
Edward has been working on his biography for 5 years, but it's still in rough draft form. He's been putting off finishing it until his cat's hairballs are no longer a distraction.
Edward would like to be a stand-up comedian, but his jokes always seem to bomb at the company holiday party. Maybe it's just the eggnog.
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