Early Life and Education
Jane Smith was born in 1987 in the bustling metropolis of Suburbsville, USA. She grew up in a household of moderately-priced appliances and spent most of her formative years wondering what it would be like to have a functioning dishwasher.
She majored in Extreme Ironing, a discipline that required her to spend 5 hours a day ironing her socks.
Today, Jane is a respected member of the Committee of Conundrums, where she spends most of her time wondering why the free donuts are always in short supply.