John Doe is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, a prestigious organization dedicated to solving problems that are only marginally more interesting than a box of stale crackers.
When not busy being bored out of his mind in meetings, John enjoys watching paint dry and eating Cheetos for every meal.
Read more about John's riveting work on the subpage:
Sock Puppetry: The Art of Not Really Contributing
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read about John's latest project: Committee of Conundrums Zine