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Bertand the Bureaucrat

Bertand, the stalwart member of the Committee of Conundrums, has a secret life you may not expect. By day, he is a master of drab, soulless meetings. By night, he is a paint drying technician of unparalleled skill.

Paint Drying Resume:

Painted over 500 gallons of beige wall paint in 1987
Won regional paint-drying competitions in '92 and '95
Developed and patented the 'Bertand Brush' paint-drying technique

Read about Bertand's lesser-known love of ceramics

Or, for an alternate take, see the alternate, slightly more serious account