Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings

Meet Mary the Architect, our resident font-of-all-knowingness. When not busy reorganizing the filing cabinet, she's probably designing a spreadsheet to track our collective boredom.

John the Engineer has it that Mary's biographies are so thrilling, they're only marginally more exciting than our meetings.

Margaret the Accountant has a degree in Extreme Boredom, which she applies to her work with the committee.