To: The Committee of Conundrums, from: The Secretary of Inane Matters
As you are all aware, our biographies are as dull as the beige walls of our conference room. It has come to my attention that our meetings have become a mere formality, a hollow exercise in bureaucratic tedium. The only thing more exhausting than our meetings is our attempts to make them interesting.
As of today, there are no pressing matters to attend to. Our committee's inertia is a force to be reckoned with. We are the epitome of productivity, the paragon of procrastination.
In conclusion, our meeting has been a resounding success in the art of doing nothing. We will reconvene when the wind changes, or when the coffee machine breaks, whichever comes first.