Minutes of Absolute Emptiness

Presented by the Committee of Conundrums, for the sake of appearances.

• Biographies of Utter Emptiness
• Meeting Minutes of Emptiness

Wherein, it's been decreed that the following people were present, yet not:

• The CEO, who was indisposed
• The CTO, who forgot their password
• The entire marketing team, who were all on vacation

And, as per usual, nothing whatsoever was discussed, decided, or accomplished.

Adjourned sine die, with nary a care.