Minutes of Misery: A Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes for the Committee of Conundrums, 4th Quarter of the Year, 2023.

Attendees: Bob, Steve, and Carol. Apologies: None. (Because who needs apologies in a committee meeting, am I right?)

Chairperson: Bob. Secretary: Steve. Treasurer: Carol. (Treasurer: the only one brave enough to deal with Carol's spreadsheets.)

Agenda: Discussion of the Meaning of Life and the Futility of Our Existence.

Item 1: The Sky is Falling.

• Bob: It is falling, isn't it?
• Steve: I'm not sure, but it's certainly raining.
• Carmel (via Video Conference): It's a metaphor, people!

Item 2: The Purpose of a Committee of Conundrums.

• Bob: To discuss the meaning of life?
• Steve: To eat donuts?
• Carmel (via Video Conference): To create an endless loop of existential dread?

Adjourned: Due to the crushing ennui, the meeting has been adjourned until next quarter.

Next Meeting: 4th Quarter, 2024 (or whenever we feel like showing up)